Best Funny Motivational Quotes

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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. – Charles Schulz a25634b25ee7c75f1030c292ad92ad83

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Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it. – Brian Vaszily Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be. – Anonymous Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. – Helen Rowland You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself. – Ethel Barrymore “DECIDE what it is you really want to do in this world, the one thing that, 150 years from now, will still cause people to exclaim, ‘He was here, he did something “AMAZING.’ And then grab some Tostitos and go watch ESPN. That’s enough self-delusional bullshit for one day.” – Buster Guru I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. – Yogi Berra I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock. – Henny Youngman Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. – Unknown A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. – Unknown Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. – Unknown I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time. – Charles Schulz None of us is as dumb as all of us. – Unknown Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing. – Alexander Woollcott If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in. – Unknown I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. – William Mauldin If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars. – Brian Vaszily Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else. – Unknown

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