Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it’s too tired!
Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
A: Bike-carbonate of soda!
Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What’s the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.
Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?
A: He took the psycho-path.
Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
A: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
Q: How did the barber win the bike race?
A: He took a short cut.
Q: Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Q: “What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: A cycle path.
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during the Tour de France?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?
Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep?
A: Because they’re tired.
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A: One with no spooks in it.
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
A: You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.