Cycling Jokes That Make You Laugh


Cycling Jokes


Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

A: Bicycle petals!

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?

A: Because it’s too tired!

Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?

A: Bike-carbonate of soda!

Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?

A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?

A: Telling your parents that your gay!

Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless

Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

A: The pavement.

Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?

A: Cycleangelo

Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?

A: They tend to lose their balance.

Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?

A: He took the psycho-path.

Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?

A: Pop-cycle

Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

A: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Q: How did the barber win the bike race?

A: He took a short cut.

Q: Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?

A: Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Q: “What do you call a crazy pavement?

A: A cycle path.

Q: Why can’t you take a nap during the Tour de France?

A: Because if you snooze, you loose!

Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?

A: bedridden

Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep?

A: Because they’re tired.

Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

A: When it turns into a driveway.

Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

A: One with no spooks in it.

Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

A: You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.

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