Easter jokes

Easter jokes

Here are some great Easter jokes. Most of us know Easter as a great festivity with bunny’s, Easter eggs and so on. But do you know what the Easter and its origin? You can read all about it right here.

Have a great Easter you all, and if you like these jokes, remember to share with friend and family.

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
John HOPkins.
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!
Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
A smarty pants.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!

Easter jokes
Easter jokes

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.
How did the egg roll across the road?
It just rolled, silly!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of hare-obics.
What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
He didn’t want to be hard boiled.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip Hop!
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney!
What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot!
How do eggs stay healthy?
They “Egg-cercize”.

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny!
What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants, silly!

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