Funniest Quotes About Marriage

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Here are Quotes about love – Funniest Quotes About Marriage 1. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner 2. “If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.” — Sigmund Freud 2372-funny-marriage-quotes

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3. “Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” — Jerry Seinfeld 4. “Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash 5. “Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx 6. “No! Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids – eat them!” — Homer Simpson 7. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates 8. “There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” — Oscar Wilde 9. “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.” — Billy Connolly 10. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” — Prince Philip 11. “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” — Ann Bancroft 12. “Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.” — Mickey Rooney  

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