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What is baby oil made of?
It olive oil is made from olives
I saw dad with mom last night
I think he was stealing my milk
“A baby’s a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too.” ~ Erica Jong quote
“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.” ~ Barbara Christine Seifert quote
“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.” ~ Charles Dickens quote
“Making the decision to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone quote
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~ Milton Berle quote
“I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.” ~ Gallagher
“Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene Cox
“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester quote