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Funny baby quotes

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Funny baby quotes

What is baby oil made of?

It olive oil is made from olives

Funny baby quotes

I saw dad with mom last night

I think he was stealing my milk

“A baby’s a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too.” ~ Erica Jong quote

“A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.” ~ Barbara Christine Seifert quote

“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.” ~ Charles Dickens quote

“Making the decision to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone quote

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~ Milton Berle quote

“I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.” ~ Gallagher

“Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene Cox

“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester quote

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