Funny Quotes ABout Travel That Make You Smile


Funny Quotes ABout Travel That Make You Smile – sayings about life 1. “When you come to a fork in the road….take it” – Yogi Berra 2. “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin 3. “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.” – Ronald Reagan 4. “I’ve been to Paris. And it ain’t that pretty at all.” – Warren Zevon, from the song Ain’t That Pretty At All 5. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” — Elizabeth Drew traveling-quotes-happiness-life-quote-pictures-pics-sayings-images-600x600

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6. “Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” – Dave Barry 7. “The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” – Dave Barry 8. “Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt 9. “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker 10. “You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt 11. “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” – Yogi Berra 12. “Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Old Haitian Proverb 13. “Canada is the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and difficult to stir.” – Stuart Keate 14. “On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.” – Lewis Grizzard 15. “Gaiety is among the most outstanding features of the Soviet Union.” – Joseph Stalin 16. “San Francisco is like granola. Take away all the fruits and the nuts and all you have left are the flakes.” – Unknown 17. “France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.” – Billy Wilder 18. “Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin 19. “Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.” – Edward Abbey Always look out for the hostage Buddha / Photo: antwerpenR 20. “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” – Edward Abbey 21. “If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill 22. “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places”. – Henny Youngman 23. “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb 24. “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.” – Yogi Berra 25. “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw 26. “I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.” – Raymond Floyd 27. “Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.” – Unknown 28. “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”. – Unknown 29. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Tibet! Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!” – Aha Jokes 30. “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

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