Funny Relationships Quotes

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Funny Love & Relationships QuotesWomen have all the power because women have all the vaginas. — Dave Attell Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza? — Unknown funny-relationship-quotes-1 See more other loving quotes for her

The key to a successful relationship is to clear your Internet history. — Unknown My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays. — Unknown There should be a relationship status called, ‘currently creeping’. — Unknown I have a very strange relationship in general with women around my music. There’s some that understand it and some that think there should be a law against it. — Nick Cave A relationship isn’t going to make me survive. It’s the cherry on top. — Jennifer Aniston Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. — Richard Jeni What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Cindy Gardner Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Sharon Stone My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips Save a boyfriend for a rainy day — and another, in case it doesn’t rain. — Mae West It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. — Laurence J. Peter When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. — Albert Einstein I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? — Zsa Zsa Gabor Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert Einstein Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? — Rita Rudner Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you’d miss them. — Unknown

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