Best Funny Motivational Quotes

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. – Charles Schulz a25634b25ee7c75f1030c292ad92ad83

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Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it. – Brian Vaszily Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be. – Anonymous Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. – Helen Rowland You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself. – Ethel Barrymore “DECIDE what it is you really want to do in this world, the one thing that, 150 years from now, will still cause people to exclaim, ‘He was here, he did something “AMAZING.’ And then grab some Tostitos and go watch ESPN. That’s enough self-delusional bullshit for one day.” – Buster Guru I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. – Yogi Berra I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock. – Henny Youngman Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. – Unknown A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. – Unknown Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. – Unknown I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time. – Charles Schulz None of us is as dumb as all of us. – Unknown Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing. – Alexander Woollcott If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in. – Unknown I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. – William Mauldin If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars. – Brian Vaszily Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else. – Unknown

You Can Do It Quotes And Sayings

No matter what you’re going through, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you’ll find the positive side of things. — Demi Lovato _______________________________________ You’ve done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination. — Ralph Marston images

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_______________________________________ The problem with writing a book in verse is, to be successful, it has to sound like you knocked it off on a rainy Friday afternoon. It has to sound easy. When you can do it, it helps tremendously because it’s a thing that forces kids to read on. You have this unconsummated feeling if you stop. — Dr. Seuss _______________________________________ Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A ‘you can do it’ when things are tough. — Richard M. DeVos _______________________________________ If you can dream it, you can do it. — Enzo Ferrari _______________________________________ The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it, as long as you really believe 100 percent. — David Hockney _______________________________________ To read a paper book is another experience: you can do it on a ship, on the branch of a tree, on your bed, even if there is a blackout. — Umberto Eco _______________________________________ If you know you can do it – if you can already chart every day in your future – then why bother? Choose to do something you have more trouble imagining. Take a chance. — Gina Barreca _______________________________________ We often grow up being told that we can do this or that, but if you don’t see anybody that looks like you doing it, you don’t believe you can do it. But I had great teachers, and I wanted to be a great teacher. — Jesse Williams _______________________________________ If you’re the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you’ve gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure. — Vin Diesel _______________________________________ You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can. — Jimmy Carter _______________________________________ The biggest thing I have realized was that you have to choose your collaborators very carefully, and that not everybody can like you. The process of filmmaking is so difficult, there’s no point in doing it unless you can do it the way you want. — Peter Capaldi _______________________________________ Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it. — Peter Lynch

Inspirational Quotes About Love

Inspirational Quotes About Love

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” – Mother Teresa

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“Don’t settle for a relationship that won’t let you be yourself.” – Oprah Winfrey

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“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” – Marilyn Monroe

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“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy

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“Sexiness is a state of mind – a comfortable state of being. It’s about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments.” – Halle Berry

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“We love the things we love for what they are.” – Robert Frost

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“Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.” – Hemingway

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“It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.” – Marilyn Monroe

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“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.” – Jennifer Aniston

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“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you forever.” – The Notebook

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“Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.” – Wizard of Oz

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Motivational quotes that are suitable for children to motivate their best

Inspirational quotes for kids! Yes! Short! Simple! Inspirational! Cute! Attention grabbing! Thought Provoking! Kids need to be equipped with positive self talk just as much as anybody else. As an educator, I would say they need it even more. With children incorporating many of their parents values, beliefs, favorite phrases and so on, let’s make sure they get their healthy dose of motivational quotes as well! These motivational quotes for kids are for children of all ages. Enjoy! Inspirational Quotes for Kids! 1. “Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from doing what you can do.” – John Wooden Sometimes we make things more complicated than they really are. Sometimes we focus on all the wrong things. Focus on what you can do, right now, where you are.

Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
2. “We all can dance when we find music we love.” – Giles Andreae Anyone can dance! Anyone can move their body to a rhythm that makes them feel good. Focus on feeling good and the dance will come naturally. As they say, ‘dance like no one is watching’. 3. “The more you give away the more happy you become.” We’ve been fooled into thinking that receiving makes us happy. Try giving more and see how you feel. 4. “I think I can. I know I can.” Everything that you do or don’t do comes down to confidence. Always believe in yourself even when it’s not easy. 5. “It’s not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.” – Epictetus Life is hard for everyone. Everyone gets hurt. Everyone gets betrayed. Everyone feels loss. The difference is: how will you respond to it? How will this make you a better person? Where is the high road in this situation?
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!

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6. “Being kind is never wasted.” Time well spent is time that was used treating other people well. 7. “When you know better you do better.” – Maya Angelou Learn to be the best version of yourself. 8. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” Theodore Roosevelt To get started all you need is you. Focus on what you can do right now in this moment. Things don’t need to be perfect for you to get started. Start now! 9. “You always pass failure on the way to success.” Mickey Rooney When you avoid failure you avoid success. Don’t be afraid to fail and surround yourself with people who will support your setbacks. Know that failure is a part of your process.

Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
10. “Make each day your masterpiece.” John Wooden Every living moment do your best. The rewards will be amazing. It’s just that simple. 11. “Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.” Pamela Vaull Starr Don’t be afraid to use your imagination. You might seem like life is full of tests, questions, grades, parents, and pressure…but still dream. Dare to use your imagination. Be bold. Be creative. 12. “No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers.” – Wolfgang Riebe Love yourself….your whole self. You are not here to be perfect, you are here to be you. Be who you are and you will attract the right people around you. 13. “Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you don’t like.” – Eisenhower People you don’t like or people who don’t like you are not worth your head space. You can only think about 1 thing at a time, so why waste it. Use each moment to love yourself and to become better.
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
Inspirational Quotes for Kids!
14. “Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.” – Oprah Winfrey Do you have the courage to get rid of the toxic people in your life? We all have them. One of the most important things we can do is surround ourselves with people who believe in us, support us and love us unconditionally. If your friends don’t meet that criteria, then it might be time to find some new friends. 15. “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Dr. Suess When it seems like everyone is trying to fit in, standing out can be a bit scary. As a kid I was scared to stand out and be who I really was. I was concerned and caught up with what other people thought of me. When I got past that, my whole life changed for the better and I started doing things, achieving things and experiencing things; I could have only dreamed of. 16. “Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do.” – H. Jackson Brown Anything great that has ever been accomplished…was seen at the time as ‘unrealistic’. Whether it’s flying a plane, creating the lightbulb, becoming valedictorian, coming up with a cure for disease…nothing special is realistic. It’s always born from a new way to thinking. When we settle for realistic, we often settle to be average. You have greatness inside of you.