I would like to apologize to all Jews if you feel offended by these jokes. I am neither a racist nor trying to provoke a bad behavior towards others. These jokes are just jokes and everyone should know that it is only for fun, and nothing serious. Now that said, I hope will like these jew jokes.
What’s the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more than money.
What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.
Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Why were gentiles invented?
Somebody has to pay retail.
What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.
What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”
What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?
Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.
What do you call a potato that picks on Jews?
Why don’t people mug Jews on Yom Kippur?
Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
His name was Rumpled Foreskin.
Why didn’t Anne Frank finish her diary?
She needed more concentration.
What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He opened his gas bill.
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof.