Running Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Running Jokes

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Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest?

A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?

A: She wanted to gain weight!

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A: A virgin.

Q: How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?

A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.

Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time?

A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!

Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?

A: Twenty after one!

Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?

A: TIRED

Q: What do you call a free treadmill?

A: Outside.

Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?

A: EXHAUSTED

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why can’t you let a jogger be a potential juror?

A: Because you’ll have a runaway jury.

Q. What’s the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!

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