Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin.
Q: How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?
A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time?
A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!
Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?
Q: What do you call a free treadmill?
Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why can’t you let a jogger be a potential juror?
A: Because you’ll have a runaway jury.
Q. What’s the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!